"Short stories and poems presents":

                      "Jill and Janet"

Janet "Hi Jill"
Jill  "Hi Janet'
Janet  "Whats with with the long face?"
Jill  "I broke up with my boy-friend."
Janet "Again?"
Jill   "Yes, Again  for the last time"
Janet  "What happened this time, what do you mean, for the last time?"
Jill  "I came home from a hard night at the dinner and found him in bed with my best friend from high-school, and the worse thing she was wearing my lingerie."
Janet "That is it girl friend, no more boy-friends, no-more." "You need a husband." "That is it." "I am going to  help you find an husband."
Jill  "A husband?'  'That is your answer to me?"  "I had a husband once, and I caught him wearing my lingerie."
Janet  "I am going to look out for you girl-friend."  "9 times out of 10, a husband is going to be loyal" "Why?" "I'll tell you why."  "We have the law, and we have guilt on our side kiddo."  "Guys that commit to marriage know that and they do not want to face ether one of them"
Jill "Your serious?
Janet "Yes, dead serious."  "Tell you what,' 'the best place to meet good guys are at lingerie parties." " And even if you don't meet someone we"ll still have fun, you model some pj's for me, I make money, we split it, we kill some chocolate, and get drunk, and you forget about that creep."  "And next week we focus on getting you a husband" "OK"
Jill  "OK",  "A husband?"  "You do know that you are crazy?" "Don't you?"
Janet  "Yes" Crazy like fox."   TO BE CONTINUED: